Posted 1 day ago

Safety Darkseid Dance.

Posted 2 days ago
mutantlexi:

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

I actually hunted these down. The nuns at my school had these on their desks, and I was so addicted as a kid. What’s even cooler, they come in more flavors than strawberry (orange, grape and root beer being the other ones the penguins had).
I’ve been able to find them in candy shops here in Ohio. I know some Staples carries them, and Wal-Mart has their own brand.

I LOVE THESE CANDIES!!!!

mutantlexi:

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

I actually hunted these down. The nuns at my school had these on their desks, and I was so addicted as a kid. What’s even cooler, they come in more flavors than strawberry (orange, grape and root beer being the other ones the penguins had).

I’ve been able to find them in candy shops here in Ohio. I know some Staples carries them, and Wal-Mart has their own brand.

I LOVE THESE CANDIES!!!!

(Source: vieja-solar)

Posted 2 days ago

I feel ya, Whatever Shark.

(Source: crossbeams)

Posted 2 days ago

sex-coffee-and-comicbooks:

chrisdwoo:

sex-coffee-and-comicbooks:

Wait so is Gwen Stacy alive again in 616 canon?

Is she? I haven’t heard crazy likely that lately.

IDK man. I keep seeing pics of her in a spidey-esque costume and I remember reading something that said Peter wasn’t the only one the spider bit.

Gwen Stacy in 616 is dead. An alternate reality Gwen will appear in the Spider-Verse event as that dimension’s Spider-Woman. As for the spider that didn’t only bite Peter, that’ll be a different woman who will go by (presumably alternate) identity of Silk.

Posted 2 days ago
Auto Correct on or off — you still get screwed. :P

Auto Correct on or off — you still get screwed. :P

Posted 3 days ago

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier

  1. dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  2. (movie starts)
  3. dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  4. dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  5. me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  6. dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  7. me: don't you do it
  8. dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  9. (five minutes later)
  10. dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  11. me: how do you know?
  12. dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  13. me: birds?
  14. dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  15. dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  16. dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  17. me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  18. dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  19. me: what
  20. dad:
  21. dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  22. me: ew dad gross no
  23. dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  24. me: we all do dad
  25. dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  26. me: dad good god
  27. dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  28. dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  29. dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  30. dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  31. me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  32. dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  33. me: mmm-hm
  34. dad: called it
  35. dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  36. dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  37. dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  38. dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  39. dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  40. me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  41. dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  42. me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  43. dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes
  44. -----------------------------------------------------------
  45. Oh good god this was great!
Posted 3 days ago

Ooooooh! Love this!!

(Source: joan-adler)

Posted 3 days ago

Beast and Iceman by artist Kambadais.

I miss the friendship that was written with these guys. Now it’s like they’re just teammates than the BFFs they were before. It needs to be brought back.

Posted 3 days ago

Never thought I’d see them come out with one.

Posted 4 days ago
Haha! Princess Thor. :P

Haha! Princess Thor. :P

Posted 5 days ago
Marvel pokes fun at Arrow. Haha.

Marvel pokes fun at Arrow. Haha.

Posted 5 days ago
Yes. I have all the time in the world. Please, come in. :D

Yes. I have all the time in the world. Please, come in. :D

Posted 6 days ago

New character promo image. Iron Man looks like a robotic mannequin or something, haha.

Posted 6 days ago

Sam Wilson (The Falcon) will be taking over as the new Captain America.

New person Thor, new person Cap…. new person Iron Man coming? 

Posted 6 days ago
Coming soon: An unworthy Thor!

Coming soon: An unworthy Thor!